2008-08-04 - 8:30 p.m.
Back to basics
2008-07-04 - 11:05 a.m.
Plain old life
2008-01-26 - 6:10 p.m.
What I'm not supposed to say
2007-11-07 - 8:38 p.m.
Something better, something good
2007-09-03 - 6:54 p.m.
In contract
2007-07-24 - 9:59 p.m.
So, so deviant
2007-05-26 - 9:54 a.m.
Crossroads
2007-03-15 - 8:07 p.m.
Levitate the Pentagon
2007-03-03 - 4:14 p.m.
Notes on a scandal
2007-01-25 - 8:28 p.m.
Not a single pair
2007-01-06 - 8:41 a.m.
You're the good thing
2006-12-29 - 6:54 p.m.
Birthday, again
2006-12-14 - 5:22 p.m.
Hack hack
2006-12-04 - 8:53 p.m.
This is what they mean by the "real world," folks
2006-11-13 - 8:01 p.m.
Destiny
2006-09-09 - 2:20 p.m.
Healing
2006-08-10 - 9:53 p.m.
The meaning of pain
2006-07-15 - 4:51 p.m.
And she grows up, and she grows up, and she...
2006-06-13 - 8:17 a.m.
Working girl
2006-06-01 - 10:25 p.m.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
2006-05-19 - 9:10 a.m.
The universe
2006-04-28 - 1:27 p.m.
Hate
2006-04-18 - 9:49 p.m.
Shit I'm finished with
2006-04-01 - 12:21 p.m.
Against titles
2006-03-12 - 8:53 p.m.
The stars at night are big and bright
2006-03-05 - 4:12 p.m.
Go team, go!
2006-02-12 - 8:10 p.m.
let the boy pick his nose
2006-01-22 - 11:04 a.m.
A sort of terrible day
2006-01-04 - 10:21 p.m.
Number one fan
2005-12-28 - 10:08 p.m.
Good-bye twenties!
2005-12-22 - 9:45 a.m.
Xmas cheer
2005-12-07 - 8:58 a.m.
Winter break
2005-11-25 - 8:16 a.m.
Confrontations
2005-11-17 - 9:05 a.m.
Drama
2005-11-08 - 8:48 a.m.
Sad in Seattle
2005-10-19 - 11:40 p.m.
Vacation all I ever wanted
2005-10-14 - 10:37 p.m.
Miss you much
2005-10-06 - 10:35 p.m.
slip on a peel of banana, do whatcha like
2005-09-30 - 10:50 p.m.
Anniversary
2005-08-25 - 4:31 p.m.
Walking
2005-08-19 - 8:55 a.m.
"Supporting" the troops
2005-08-12 - 10:55 a.m.
lazy expert
2005-08-02 - 11:10 p.m.
Election night blues, revisited
2005-07-25 - 2:09 p.m.
Mrs. Clinton
2005-07-08 - 10:09 a.m.
Updation
2005-06-24 - 6:57 p.m.
So so so hot
2005-06-14 - 10:45 p.m.
Bye, Will
2005-05-25 - 7:50 p.m.
My sister's wedding
2005-05-23 - 10:01 p.m.
Wedding bells
2005-05-03 - 6:38 p.m.
Addendum
2005-05-02 - 10:31 p.m.
What's up
2005-04-25 - 11:18 p.m.
It's all good...
2005-04-08 - 10:38 p.m.
Illusions, shattered
2005-04-03 - 10:09 a.m.
Letter to Rachel
2005-04-02 - 4:50 p.m.
Too random
2005-04-01 - 7:29 p.m.
In memoriam
2005-03-29 - 12:16 p.m.
And they're off...
2005-03-27 - 9:58 a.m.
Happy Easter!
2005-03-26 - 9:45 a.m.
Hanging up
2005-03-17 - 2:34 p.m.
Blue and white
2005-03-14 - 8:35 p.m.
Dear A.
2005-03-06 - 2:56 p.m.
Racist mascot
2005-03-01 - 10:49 p.m.
Always a bridesmaid
2005-02-20 - 3:43 p.m.
Sunday
2005-02-17 - 12:12 a.m.
Sleepy
2005-02-15 - 10:35 a.m.
Contradictions
2005-02-01 - 11:08 p.m.
Tangents
2005-01-26 - 3:08 p.m.
Judging me
2005-01-23 - 1:56 p.m.
Week in art
2005-01-15 - 12:23 p.m.
The fall
2005-01-12 - 12:37 p.m.
Garbage
2005-01-09 - 2:48 p.m.
tacos tacos tacos
2005-01-07 - 1:08 p.m.
Friday I'm in love
2005-01-03 - 11:53 p.m.
Long day
2005-01-01 - 5:09 p.m.
Gross out
2005-01-01 - 2:45 a.m.
Happy fucking new year
2004-12-30 - 11:01 p.m.
Making a wish
2004-12-28 - 11:35 p.m.
Christmas list
2004-12-19 - 12:13 p.m.
For Evolver, on Closer
2004-12-15 - 12:19 p.m.
Little neamer
2004-12-09 - 6:21 p.m.
Shots fired
2004-12-05 - 5:37 p.m.
Blues for us
2004-12-03 - 7:35 p.m.
Sideways
2004-12-02 - 1:32 p.m.
Slapstick
2004-11-21 - 10:37 p.m.
Legs
2004-11-11 - 11:07 p.m.
And I liked it, yeah, I liked it more and more
2004-11-08 - 10:10 p.m.
Winner
2004-11-02 - 9:26 p.m.
Election night blues
2004-10-28 - 10:59 p.m.
No Surrender
2004-10-24 - 7:11 p.m.
Swing state
2004-10-03 - 4:53 p.m.
The domestic life
2004-09-24 - 10:14 p.m.
The happy couple
2004-09-16 - 10:41 p.m.
Sweet Larry
2004-09-16 - 9:42 a.m.
Remembering
2004-09-14 - 12:08 p.m.
Rationalizations
2004-09-12 - 10:43 a.m.
Can you say didactic?
2004-09-02 - 12:31 p.m.
Cheesy Monkeys
2004-08-30 - 11:19 p.m.
Bitch slap dick
2004-08-28 - 6:42 a.m.
I was talking to peachy peach about kissey kiss
2004-08-24 - 6:35 p.m.
The proud aunt
2004-08-21 - 10:21 a.m.
ralphing
2004-08-14 - 9:04 a.m.
Bluesmen
2004-08-07 - 10:53 a.m.
Life of leisure
2004-08-03 - 11:21 p.m.
Awake
2004-08-01 - 8:21 p.m.
Yeah, I know the feelin'
2004-07-31 - 12:02 a.m.
Hiccup
2004-07-29 - 12:19 p.m.
Miscellany
2004-07-28 - 11:19 a.m.
Obama for President
2004-07-24 - 9:28 a.m.
breakfast
2004-07-19 - 10:25 p.m.
Vvvroom
2004-07-17 - 8:56 a.m.
Knock, knock
2004-07-16 - 4:22 p.m.
Chowder
2004-07-02 - 3:37 p.m.
Jargonish
2004-06-29 - 12:39 p.m.
I'm an asshole
2004-06-26 - 9:10 a.m.
Grave dancing
2004-06-23 - 11:40 p.m.
Happy, happy, happy
2004-06-23 - 1:53 p.m.
The lazy sunbathers
2004-06-22 - 9:33 a.m.
Good morning
2004-06-12 - 10:54 a.m.
School's out for the summer
2004-06-06 - 12:33 p.m.
For the gipper
2004-06-04 - 8:10 p.m.
Stirfried
2004-06-03 - 12:03 a.m.
Biased
2004-05-31 - 10:56 p.m.
Sleepers
2004-05-30 - 11:00 a.m.
Free day
2004-05-28 - 3:14 p.m.
The diminutive pyramid
2004-05-27 - 11:47 p.m.
Ch-ch-changes
2004-05-25 - 4:33 p.m.
Bus bitches
2004-05-23 - 7:27 p.m.
Over hung
2004-05-20 - 6:13 p.m.
The death of me (and other melodrama)
2004-05-17 - 10:57 p.m.
Raymond Carver and DJ Quik
2004-05-15 - 5:15 p.m.
Sample email
2004-05-15 - 1:10 p.m.
Doing my duty, shaking my booty
2004-05-08 - 2:28 p.m.
Sunny day
2004-05-07 - 7:32 p.m.
Stupid motherfucker
2004-04-28 - 6:12 p.m.
A telegram for you
2004-04-23 - 11:31 a.m.
No name
2004-04-19 - 5:05 p.m.
Lazy Monday
2004-04-18 - 10:29 p.m.
John Edwards was right; there are two Americas
2004-04-17 - 8:53 p.m.
It's Saturday night, I guess that makes it alright
2004-04-16 - 11:21 p.m.
Good night, John Boy
2004-04-15 - 5:53 p.m.
A quick update
2004-04-09 - 12:06 p.m.
Sick day
2004-04-07 - 6:26 p.m.
-
2004-04-05 - 1:30 p.m.
Dumb and dumber
2004-04-04 - 3:22 p.m.
Untitled
2004-04-01 - 4:08 p.m.
The have-nots
2004-03-21 - 4:08 p.m.
I like to move it, move it
2004-03-19 - 1:35 p.m.
Death and grades
2004-03-13 - 5:31 p.m.
Parallels
2004-03-11 - 4:17 p.m.
Nobody's fault but my own
2004-03-05 - 6:31 p.m.
My blues
2004-03-02 - 3:38 p.m.
Everybody hates Bush
2004-02-27 - 4:26 p.m.
Keeping secrets
2004-02-26 - 1:10 p.m.
Wish lists
2004-02-17 - 4:33 p.m.
The Observer
2004-02-13 - 5:27 p.m.
Joy of the theatre
2004-02-10 - 4:15 p.m.
Rats!
2004-02-06 - 8:33 a.m.
Baby, baby, baby
2004-02-04 - 8:49 a.m.
I'm the perp
2004-02-01 - 9:00 p.m.
Prank caller! Prank caller!
2004-01-29 - 5:56 p.m.
Doing it for the kids
2004-01-26 - 10:33 a.m.
The Chicago blues
2004-01-24 - 9:41 a.m.
Non-violent resistance
2004-01-21 - 9:53 p.m.
Bamboozled
2004-01-20 - 6:14 p.m.
My little Chilean boyfriend
2004-01-17 - 10:36 p.m.
Hacer nieva
2004-01-17 - 11:11 a.m.
When they reminisce over you...
2004-01-16 - 11:59 a.m.
To the point
2004-01-13 - 10:12 p.m.
Sometimes a dream is what makes you a slave
2004-01-09 - 6:27 p.m.
Flunkie
2004-01-08 - 4:48 p.m.
The kids are alright
2004-01-06 - 11:17 p.m.
Motherfuck him and John Wayne
2004-01-05 - 10:39 a.m.
First day of school
2004-01-02 - 4:39 p.m.
Parting ways
2004-01-01 - 11:17 p.m.
We're gonna fight, fight, fight for ****!
2003-12-31 - 10:38 a.m.
I do have goals
2003-12-30 - 6:29 p.m.
We're not gonna make it
2003-12-29 - 10:10 a.m.
Birthday horror
2003-12-27 - 4:03 p.m.
Mistakes
2003-12-26 - 3:24 p.m.
Seasonal highlights
2003-12-16 - 11:22 a.m.
It's getting better all the time
2003-12-15 - 7:24 p.m.
Digging a hole
2003-12-14 - 9:08 p.m.
Blue light special
2003-12-12 - 4:00 p.m.
La extravagancia de Navidad
2003-12-11 - 1:44 p.m.
I'm a negative creep
2003-12-09 - 12:07 p.m.
Go, Speed Racer!
2003-12-07 - 8:27 p.m.
Pong
2003-12-06 - 11:37 p.m.
The vry bst
2003-12-05 - 10:21 p.m.
Pre-emptive strike
2003-12-02 - 11:27 p.m.
A joke for you
2003-11-29 - 10:07 a.m.
The bright side
2003-11-26 - 11:28 a.m.
Making a list, checking it twice
2003-11-22 - 8:58 p.m.
Rivalries
2003-11-19 - 12:55 p.m.
Procrastination
2003-11-16 - 10:53 a.m.
A note on self-censorship
2003-11-14 - 4:23 p.m.
Dreaming of a good night's sleep
2003-11-12 - 3:39 p.m.
Liz Phair, revisited
2003-11-09 - 11:23 p.m.
Memory's vehicle
2003-11-04 - 6:16 p.m.
Cool as ice
2003-11-01 - 4:15 a.m.
Writing that shines
2003-10-29 - 9:32 a.m.
My favourite
2003-10-25 - 4:49 p.m.
Costuming
2003-10-22 - 12:06 p.m.
I can totally relate to suicide
2003-10-15 - 10:59 a.m.
Babies and haircuts
2003-10-12 - 1:41 a.m.
Classmates dot com
2003-10-08 - 12:43 a.m.
Californication
2003-10-07 - 9:14 a.m.
Stuart Little's visit
2003-10-05 - 7:58 p.m.
Sleepless in Ohio
2003-10-04 - 11:20 a.m.
Lovely Autumn day
2003-09-29 - 1:36 p.m.
Hangin' with Outkast and Bill Murray
2003-09-27 - 11:03 p.m.
Some watched football...
2003-09-25 - 11:41 p.m.
Missionary-style
2003-09-24 - 5:28 p.m.
Pre-school jitters
2003-09-23 - 7:00 p.m.
Civil War, revisited
2003-09-21 - 5:07 p.m.
Day of rest
2003-09-20 - 9:19 p.m.
He's a freak
2003-09-17 - 6:13 p.m.
Syllabus anxiety
2003-09-16 - 7:04 p.m.
Sad Core
2003-09-12 - 8:36 a.m.
In his passing
2003-09-10 - 4:56 p.m.
Spilling it all
2003-09-09 - 4:39 p.m.
Tear in my beer
2003-09-06 - 4:32 p.m.
Observation
2003-09-04 - 6:38 p.m.
Bus stop blues
2003-09-03 - 12:40 p.m.
Lunch break
2003-08-26 - 11:11 p.m.
The scene
2003-08-25 - 4:51 p.m.
My new man
2003-08-21 - 5:09 p.m.
Rat fink tattletale
2003-08-18 - 10:34 p.m.
Sadness
2003-08-17 - 4:47 p.m.
Waiting for the baby...
2003-08-16 - 11:45 p.m.
My Saturday night
2003-08-16 - 1:26 p.m.
Insecure
2003-08-14 - 3:34 p.m.
Golf shirts and p.j.s
2003-08-12 - 12:00 p.m.
The jacket
2003-08-10 - 5:36 p.m.
Juicier
2003-08-08 - 12:24 a.m.
What I've been up to
2003-08-05 - 11:49 a.m.
The living is easy
2003-07-29 - 2:33 p.m.
Gender politics in a greeting card store
2003-07-28 - 10:25 a.m.
Summer of good intentions
2003-07-26 - 5:08 p.m.
Thanks a lot, Dr. Evil
2003-07-24 - 11:56 p.m.
Pointlessness, grisly death, telemarketing
2003-07-19 - 12:08 a.m.
Anti-Dean
2003-07-17 - 9:43 a.m.
A History of Television
2003-07-15 - 10:41 a.m.
Last weekend
2003-07-10 - 11:35 a.m.
Updates
2003-07-04 - 9:20 a.m.
Food and explosions
2003-07-01 - 6:04 p.m.
Guidelines for success
2003-06-29 - 9:11 p.m.
Keepin' it real
2003-06-25 - 10:41 a.m.
My two-month plan
2003-06-22 - 4:18 p.m.
It's only money
2003-06-19 - 12:24 a.m.
Kids
2003-06-16 - 12:07 p.m.
Puttin' the port in potty
2003-06-14 - 9:54 a.m.
Nothing's shocking
2003-06-04 - 6:56 p.m.
I didn't miss them when I said good-bye
2003-06-03 - 6:01 p.m.
Boner boy
2003-06-01 - 5:09 p.m.
Nerds and turds
2003-05-31 - 8:17 a.m.
Where my compass points
2003-05-30 - 1:54 p.m.
X-treme
2003-05-29 - 3:21 p.m.
No simple answers
2003-05-26 - 7:57 p.m.
Loose ends
2003-05-25 - 6:25 p.m.
Karma payment plan
2003-05-25 - 6:50 a.m.
Garage Salers
2003-05-23 - 8:13 p.m.
Sweet Baby Jesus, I can't wait
2003-05-16 - 9:40 a.m.
The Serpentine
2003-05-11 - 8:37 p.m.
Burning sensation
2003-05-09 - 9:20 p.m.
Harry issues
2003-05-08 - 9:43 p.m.
Older and more pathetic
2003-05-05 - 11:48 a.m.
Brains for breakfast
2003-05-02 - 6:30 p.m.
Addendum
2003-05-02 - 4:08 p.m.
"I" statements
2003-05-01 - 5:46 p.m.
A gross tale
2003-04-30 - 4:28 p.m.
The criminals next door
2003-04-28 - 7:30 p.m.
Tarantula style
2003-04-26 - 9:42 a.m.
Hardboiled
2003-04-24 - 8:58 p.m.
Nancy pants
2003-04-23 - 10:29 a.m.
Mr. Roboto
2003-04-21 - 11:36 p.m.
Impressed
2003-04-18 - 9:21 p.m.
Fault line
2003-04-17 - 10:20 p.m.
Goin' back to Cali
2003-04-15 - 10:28 p.m.
Evacuation
2003-04-13 - 11:25 a.m.
Dragons love gays
2003-04-12 - 5:54 p.m.
Only in the U.S.A.
2003-04-11 - 10:42 p.m.
Some touch for you
2003-04-10 - 10:33 p.m.
Nothing left to lose
2003-04-09 - 10:47 p.m.
Going nowhere
2003-04-07 - 10:59 p.m.
Pretty baby
2003-04-07 - 11:49 a.m.
Nosy Monday
2003-04-06 - 7:52 p.m.
Times they are a changin'
2003-04-03 - 10:32 a.m.
Dough is me
2003-03-31 - 10:38 p.m.
Money makin' disco breakin'
2003-03-31 - 4:48 p.m.
Bluff called
2003-03-30 - 3:50 p.m.
Peep this, yo
2003-03-28 - 10:46 p.m.
Robin Lee Hatcher is a ****!
2003-03-26 - 5:03 p.m.
Everything sucks
2003-03-24 - 4:47 p.m.
Love it or heave it
2003-03-23 - 11:02 a.m.
Bush knows best
2003-03-22 - 9:55 a.m.
untitled
2003-03-21 - 3:31 p.m.
I dissent (hiccup)
2003-03-21 - 10:16 a.m.
We DID start the fire
2003-03-20 - 1:41 p.m.
Oh yeah they really want me, they really want me, they really do
2003-03-20 - 9:48 a.m.
I'm the top layer, baby
2003-03-20 - 9:30 a.m.
Death of a friendship (a transcription)
2003-03-18 - 10:55 p.m.
That which we can control
2003-03-18 - 1:45 p.m.
Power outage
2003-03-17 - 12:25 p.m.
Kiss me, I'm ambivalent
2003-03-14 - 7:42 p.m.
Monster trucks and french fries: The story of my day
2003-03-13 - 9:57 a.m.
Intervention
2003-03-10 - 8:39 p.m.
Morris, Minnesota, 1983
2003-03-10 - 8:37 p.m.
War on Texas (Let's Declare It!)
2003-03-05 - 12:09 p.m.
Pass the controller
2003-03-02 - 10:01 p.m.
Gettin' paid
2003-03-01 - 7:01 a.m.
Fragile
2003-02-27 - 10:06 p.m.
One good whipping
2003-02-27 - 3:02 p.m.
Mr. Hooper all over again
2003-02-25 - 10:25 a.m.
Prodigal fucking daughter
2003-02-24 - 11:07 a.m.
I hope the sun burns out
2003-02-23 - 2:24 p.m.
Overpriced BLT
2003-02-22 - 8:41 a.m.
Save Salon!
2003-02-20 - 7:54 p.m.
RSVP
2003-02-20 - 11:10 a.m.
I...HATE...WEDDINGS! GRRRR!
2003-02-18 - 4:45 p.m.
Jesus and Saddam
2003-02-17 - 12:00 a.m.
It's only a movie
2003-02-14 - 8:06 p.m.
To the Editor (or, To a Conspirator)
2003-02-13 - 6:16 a.m.
Mornings
2003-02-12 - 7:27 p.m.
War and peace, poetically
2003-02-10 - 9:10 p.m.
#1, #2, #3, #4, and anonymity
2003-02-07 - 6:31 p.m.
My fake little sister
2003-02-06 - 9:52 a.m.
Optimism
2003-02-04 - 8:19 p.m.
Catch 22
2003-02-03 - 6:47 p.m.
Prayers for a rider
2003-02-02 - 6:29 p.m.
Ant holocaust, Adaptation
2003-02-01 - 4:38 p.m.
In! In! In!
2003-01-31 - 10:14 a.m.
Smoking and self-hatred
2003-01-31 - 10:02 a.m.
Karmic retribution
2003-01-28 - 7:29 p.m.
Reconciling the day
2003-01-27 - 12:29 p.m.
Happy Birthday, Daddy
2003-01-24 - 3:10 p.m.
This lung's for you!
2003-01-22 - 9:18 a.m.
Distraction
2003-01-20 - 10:11 p.m.
Antiwar rally
2003-01-16 - 9:34 a.m.
That motherfucker
2003-01-14 - 9:19 a.m.
Cold, shitty day
2003-01-13 - 9:23 a.m.
You, Me, D.C., this weekend
2003-01-11 - 12:17 a.m.
Hello, My Name is Hacker-Pschorr
2003-01-10 - 6:51 p.m.
It's Friday night, I just got paid, My outfit's pumpin'
2003-01-09 - 8:58 p.m.
That's one smart ass licker
2003-01-08 - 6:52 p.m.
Mormon Munsters
2003-01-06 - 8:18 p.m.
Awkward Introduction